spinachbabe:

buying clothes that aren’t black is hard

(Source: ppppbbt, via iwascumfort)

me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*

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desmondkilometers:

do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”

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proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

(Source: proctalgia, via iwascumfort)

why do people even talk to me literally all i reply with is omg

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6yr:

last name: blogger, first name: shitty

(Source: 6yr, via iwascumfort)

sadegg:

just saying the word tumblr out loud is embarrassing 

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darrynek:

*tries to be funny and gets assassinated*

(Source: panerasexual, via iwascumfort)

wheresdrew:

It shouldn’t be called meet and greet it should be called pay and hey

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I WISH I WASNT SO FUCKING INSECURE ABOUT MY BODY LIKE DAMN SON I JUST WANT TO WEAR SHORTS WITHOUT ALMOST CRYING

(Source: thechamberofsecrets, via iwascumfort)

  • me: im so tired, i could collapse into bed and sleep for a year..
  • me: gets in bed
  • me: how was earth created
  • me: who made microwaves
  • me: how does the internet even work
  • me: i'm hungry
  • me: feels bad about something i did 4 years ago
  • me: remembers 73 unfinished tasks
  • me: too tired to sleep

tworepublic:

HOW DO CALCULATORS WORK WE INVENTED THEM WHY ARE THEY SMARTER THAN US

(Source: nyooms, via iwascumfort)

billyjojo:

imagine getting a tattoo and then hearing the tattoo artist going like “oops”

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schoolwitch:

i love freckles theyre skin stars

(Source: sinaloan, via iwascumfort)

  • demon: i possessed you
  • me: get the fuck out
  • demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
  • me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit